Shake it but don't break it

Bacon Soup has uncovered RARE footage of the little known Breakdance trio "Flex Appeal" during their heyday in the early 90s. Although they were relatively unknown in the home base of Northwest Georgia, the group enjoyed massive popularity in the dancehalls and dicoteques of Europe and progressive Asia.....

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Legally Blonde?

Another milestone for Bacon Soup's social cirle. Our friend Sonya who worked with us at the paper, then went into sales, has taken the LSAT and has applied to LAW SCHOOL at - among other places - Georgia State and UGA.

Mayjah!!!!!!!

Sonya is the sweetest girl in the world BUT I was once talking out loud about Transfiguration Episcopal Church in Rome and said "What exactly does TRANSFIGURATION mean? and Sonji said "Like in Harry Potter?"

Yup, that's our Sonji.

We wish her the best of luck in law school. Although her former career aspirations included being a trophy wife, we're sure she'll succeed ...... or suck something.

Happy Birthday sheep fucker

Our friend Mike is officially an old man. He turned 30 today, much to our amusement. He is older than Bacon Soup and it shows.

Since he will never read this we can say that he is a very very funny guy, extremely intelligent and one of our favorite people EVER!!!

Mike is from Scotland (undoubtably our favorite place in the world) but lives in South Carolina with his wife, a gay son and and baby daughter.

He is freakishly tall and a large barge of a man. We love him and hope that he continues to age horribly so that next to him we look youthful and elfin :)

Movin' out

Mayjah news Bacon Soupers,

Bacon Soup Inc. is moving to a bigger office space. We've outgrown our current surroundings. Actually, our roomate, Steven is getting married unfortunately so we have to move and even though we've tried tirelessly to break up he and his fiance Heather, it aint looking good... something about "love" and "undying commitment" or some sappy shit like that.

Soooooo we're leaving our beautiful woodvalley terrace home, complete with fireplace, quiet neighbors, swimming pool and creek running through the back yard and moving into a very "glamorous" one-bedroom apartment in the gated Arbor Terrace community. Bacon Soup will be eating humble pie ya'll cause this place is very un-Bacon Soup

But it's all we can afford (blogging pays very little) and we're trying to make the most of it. Hopefully when we throw our next soire it will be presentable enough for polite company. At the moment we have no furniture cause we got rid of everything when we moved in with Steven.

Things YOU should be thankful for today:
1. You're not Bacon Soup
2. Your home/residence has laundry facilities
3. You've got a couch

a sweet tale of love and sacrifice.... BARF

Victim: Mickey the homophobic bigot

Blog title: It could've been anywhere, really

Mickey says: Version 1: I (the protagonist, because this is my blog) decided in January 2004 to go with Courtney to Kentucky when she got a job at a newspaper there as a reporter. Having been completely listless and barely employed since my college graduation two years before, I figured "What the shit? I love her and I've got nothing else going on." So we moved in together two states from our previous Georgia homes.

Bacon Soup says: In this thrilling installment of "What I do when i'm not beating queers with a crowbar," our favorite hate-monger regales us with not one but two versions of how he and his captive...er girlfriend Courtney hooked up and ended up in Tennessee. It's a sweet tale of love and sacrifice which conveniently does NOT include the part about how Grand Wizard Mickey and his hood-wearing clansmen abducted an unsuspecting Courtney from the lush beauty of the great state of Kentucky and dragged her, kicking and screaming mind you, to Tennessee. Read it if you want but Bacon Soup thinks it's a cover-up to a more sinister tale we've yet to get to the bottom of.

Someone stop him

Victim: Jacob the pompous windbag
Blog Title: doesn't really matter
Jacob says: blah blah blah blah blah blah beer blah blah blah blah Madagascar hissing cockroach blah blah blah blah blah who gives a fuck what the hell i think blah blah blah bacon soup totally rocks blah blah blah

Bacon Soup says: Jacob has way too much fuckin' time on his hands. We at Bacon Soup would like to read all the blogs we critique but Jacob's is just TOO FUCKIN' LONG. So Bacon Soup readers are encouraged to leave hateful comments on his site until he keeps his posts down to 50,000 words or less.

celeb encounter

Our friend Mike is a reporter in South Carolina and recently had to cover a Trace Adkins concert. He said the "Lonely Won't Leave Me Alone" singer and current Celebrity Apprentice contestant is a total "douche" and that he's very tall but skinny and his hair is long and grisly. Apparently he was very dismissive of our friend and did not endear himself to those allowed backstage to meet him.

Bacon Soup was very disappointed at this report from our credible source, especially since Trace is just the kind of guy we like at Bacon Soup. He's big and tall, wears a cowboy hat, drives a truck and looks like he can be a little rough in bed.

C'est la vie.