Monday, February 25, 2008

celeb encounter


Our friend Mike is a reporter in South Carolina and recently had to cover a Trace Adkins concert. He said the "Lonely Won't Leave Me Alone" singer and current Celebrity Apprentice contestant is a total "douche" and that he's very tall but skinny and his hair is long and grisly. Apparently he was very dismissive of our friend and did not endear himself to those allowed backstage to meet him.

Bacon Soup was very disappointed at this report from our credible source, especially since Trace is just the kind of guy we like at Bacon Soup. He's big and tall, wears a cowboy hat, drives a truck and looks like he can be a little rough in bed.

C'est la vie.

12 comments:

Jacob said...

So, if I bought and wore a cowboy hat, you'd get worked up about me? I have a truck, but it's only used to take off the garbage.

Jacob said...

And welcome back. I was wondering if you really were pissed off at Mickey or were dead in some alleyway, rotting and being snacked upon by feral cats. Apparently the cats went hungry

Chris said...

Oh, Jacob, you've had Severo's heart ever since that Halloween party where you dressed up as "Your mom".

Mickey said...

Really? That's your type? And all this time I've been trying so hard with the "rugged outdoorsman" thing. Shit.

That guy does look like a douche.

Severo said...

jacob: sorry, you've got a beautiful wife and a baby. i don't do emotional baggage. Or emotion for that matter.

Mickey: Actually, truth be told (and i can't believe i'm saying this) the rugged outdoorsman thing IS really my type. Can you build a deck, by any chance?
Oh wait, i just remembered, i don't do the hate-mongering, homophobic, male chauvenist thing.

Meaghan said...

Mullet + cowboy hat + douche

Meaghan said...

That was suppose to be an equals sign at the end...

Severo said...

meaghan, lets leave the math to chris :)

Mickey said...

I have built a deck, actually. How oh how can I compensate for my seething hatred?

Julie said...

He's on a Donald Trump show. What did you expect?

Courtney said...

That guy looks a little inbred to me.

Severo said...

Mickey: if you can build a deck and you've got your own power tools, you got me.

Courtney: you're right. he does look a little inbred. His name is Trace for goodness sakes. that's right up there with tyler and skyler and hunter and tripp.