Mayjah news Bacon Soupers,
Bacon Soup Inc. is moving to a bigger office space. We've outgrown our current surroundings. Actually, our roomate, Steven is getting married unfortunately so we have to move and even though we've tried tirelessly to break up he and his fiance Heather, it aint looking good... something about "love" and "undying commitment" or some sappy shit like that.
Soooooo we're leaving our beautiful woodvalley terrace home, complete with fireplace, quiet neighbors, swimming pool and creek running through the back yard and moving into a very "glamorous" one-bedroom apartment in the gated Arbor Terrace community. Bacon Soup will be eating humble pie ya'll cause this place is very un-Bacon Soup
But it's all we can afford (blogging pays very little) and we're trying to make the most of it. Hopefully when we throw our next soire it will be presentable enough for polite company. At the moment we have no furniture cause we got rid of everything when we moved in with Steven.
Things YOU should be thankful for today:
1. You're not Bacon Soup
2. Your home/residence has laundry facilities
3. You've got a couch
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Sad times! No more Halloween parties at the Terrace. But if we were to have a Halloween party at the new place, at least Ryan wouldn't get his ass germs on anything!
I'm always looking at the glass as half full!
you do have a point.
Sorry to hear that you're moving to sucky land. I'll talk to my parents and sister and see if they have any furniture they can spare (they've got two storage sheds of excess furniture) if you're interested.
Don't feel so bad. You don't actually have any polite company to invite over. The rif-raff you associate with will be perfectly comfortable there.
Wow. No laundry. That sucks. I mean really sucks. Or you're going to have to buy a lot more of those fancy underpant thingys.
jacob: thanks for the offer. at this point, i'll take any excess furniture available.... that goes with my overall decor theme, that is.
Julie: you're right about the rif-raff i find myself surrounded by. And yes i absolutely will need to invest in some more cute underwear since my laundry outings will be few and far between
Steven is such a selfish prick. The place has three bedrooms, after all! Plenty of room for the four of you (I'm begrudgingly acknowledging Lola here.)
Wha? Mickey acknowledged the sweet angel sent from heaven? crap. now i'll have to dislike him a little less. keep chipping away at my hatred, mickey. pretty soon you'll be basking in the glory of my good graces once again. At one point i was very fond of you, truth me told.
What are you talking about? A home with no furniture is the perfect place for house parties. Imagine the zany games we can plan in a wide-open 12 X 12 living area.
On the other hand, Ryan probably has enough extra stuff to fully furnish your apartment for you.
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