Victim: Courtney C
Blog Title: On Pythons and Fugliness
Courtney says: Now, I am fully aware that Uggs are probably very comfortable, and it’s likely that they keep the wearer’s legs warm and toasty during the frosty winter months. But? They are the second fugliest shoes in the history of footwear, right behind Crocs. The worst is when sorority girls proudly wear their Uggs with a super-short skirt and bare legs. How does that make sense? If they get frostbite from their mid-calves all the way up to their va-jay-jays, they deserve it. Oh, but it gets worse. I present to you: The Ugg-Teva Hybrid.
Bacon Soup says: Courtney was ranting today about a little boy being eaten by his pet python and railing against the fashion atrocity that is the Ugg. I agree that Uggs are the Uggliest fashion disasters since capris and skorts. HOWEVER, I must reprimand Courtney for the use of the word FUGLIEST. I absolutely HATE stupid made up words like Fugly. Partially because they're just mushed-together words and partially because most people use them so that people will chuckly and say "fugly? that's funny cause it means fuckin' ugly. You're clever and hip to have used that word."
So i kindly ask Courtney to NEVER use Fugly again. This is also extended to the use of another stupid, made-up, mushed together word: GINORMOUS. Please never use that word again (those of you reading this know who you are). It's STUPID and you sound like an ass when you use it.
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I distinctly remember a momentary lapse in your better judgment when you used a made up word. I believe it was "anygay." Sorry, that's WAY worse than fugly.
that's not a made up word, meaghan. that's "any way" but with the word GAY replacing WAY for a sassy personalization of the statement. Kinda like answering the phone but instead of saying "HELLO" you say "Fellow" or instead of answering the phone as "Meaghan Marr's office...", say "Meaghan Marr's orifice..."
Ha ha. Meaghan Marr's orifice.
I have a friend who used to say "ricockulous" for "ridiculous." Then he got married. He doesn't say cock-anthing anymore.
Mickey once said "recockulous" and I reminded him that your friend whose name rhymes with Bank says that. Mickey hasn't said it since.
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