Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Poor, Poor Pitiful ... Ken

Victim: Ken C
Blog Title: Quick Update
Ken C says:
So I got a friend really drunk and made him watch a couple of Harry Potter movies and now he's totally into them. But before he mocked me and others for liking the story... Odd. Does this make me evil that I made him nonsober and made him do this? hehe I think not! Everyone should read/watch these movies. They will be classic and historical.

Bacon Soup says: Sadly, there are some of you reading this - particularly Taylor - who are thinking "I love Harry Potter. Those movies WILL be classic and historical." Get a life. If you can't see the fucked-up-edness of Ken getting a guy drunk and forcing him to watch Harry Potter then you should be shot.

P.S. check out ken's myspace page. you're gonna SHIT yourself. Keep in mind he's a straight, 26-year-old professional photographer.

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=1233526

3 comments:

Unknown said...

Dear Ken,

Please do not listen to Severo. Harry Potter will be classic and historical. It is awesome. And you totally did your friend a favor. It's like he got drunk and made out with someone, only to find out they're super hot. Jackpot! And you were the matchmaker.

Anyway, Severo is just mad because if he were an HP character, it would be Dobby.

HP forever!

Taylor

Severo said...

dobby? but he's short and ugly, has big ears, has a really annoying voice. he's obnoxious and repulsive.....

sweet Jesus. I AM Dobby!

Ken Caruthers said...

DOBBY FOREVER!!!!