Victim: Steven (my roomate)
Steven says: i can't believe you waisted your concert debut with the verve "pipe". i just remember pissing you off all the time when you were listening to the verve and i would always refer them to as the verve pipe, haha. i have to take in the concert life through your writting due to the fact i have never participated in concerting. thank you for the vivid picture along with the Bose like description of the accustics given off by each venues architectual structure.

Bacon Soup says: let me preface this by saying that Steven is my roommate and went to school with Mickey. Although steven spells at a 4th grade level and has Mike Tyson's command of grammar, he makes way more money than I do. So i'm fairly bitter and resentful toward him.

Anygay.... here we see that Steven has commented on Mickey's blog - if you know steven at all you'd know how ridiculous it is that he's reading ANYTHING so i was fairly shocked when i saw that he had commented on a blog. I think he's trying to reestablish his bonds of friendship with Mickey, hence the extra effort to read his blog and comment. What i like about the blog is that right out of the block steven gives me something i can work with, writing WAISTED instead of wasted. In sentence three we see where my functionally illiterate roomie has spelled writing with 2 T's and turns the word "concert" into a verb by adding -ing to it. In the final sentence steven doubles up on his effort to nullify conventional spelling with "accustics" and "architectual." Steven's a good guy, but Merriam-Webster he aynt.