Monday, January 14, 2008

the importance of new underwear

boys are suckers for nice underwear. long story short i used a Gap gift certificate to buy some new square-cut boxer briefs which cost 10 bucks each because i'm jumping back into the dating pool after laying out for too long and watching everyone else diving in and having fun. So i figured if i'm gonna start dating, i need new, nice underwear. So i buy some and they work like a charm.

I would think that guys just want to get you OUT of your underwear as quickly as they can but apprently some actually appreciate cute underwear and even comment on it.

who knew?

9 comments:

Mickey said...

Really? That's all it takes? Clean underwear? You're not aiming too high, are you?

As long as he appreciates you for who you are and not just the superb cut of your drawers...

Meaghan said...

Underwear is definitely more important than one might think. And dating someone who appreciates a good pair of skivvies is a big plus! Glad you scored... or whatever!

Severo said...

oh Mickey, clearly you're unfamiliar with the nuances of underwear - you seem like a commando guy, yourself. it's not that they were clean. it's that their design was seductive and exposed just enough of my nether-regions to stimulate the imagination.

in other words, you could see my goober.

Mickey said...

Obviously I'm laughing right now. Goober.

Commando guy? You apparently don't know me at all, Severo. Boxer-briefs all the way. I'm a control freak. Gotta keep things reigned in.

Jacob said...

Are you really sure you want to date in the Roman pool or are you dipping into the college campuses like Ryan? I'd never date anyone from my hometown and I've got a feeling Rome doesn't offer a much larger quality selection despite being a much larger town. The only decent people I met there were there for either the colleges or just passing through the ole RN-T.

Of course I didn't spend a whole lot of time with the locals, so my scientific sample is really based on who went to Wal-Mart. Could be a bit of a biased sample.

Severo said...

Mickey: Bravo on your choice of the boxer brief - the underpant hybrid. Its countoured, streamline design makes for a great fit and a great look that offers more movement than the traditional "tighty-whitey" and less bulk and 'floppage' than the boxer. And it's cute that you want us to believe you "gotta keep things reigned in."

Jacob: I am most certainly NOT dating someone from Rome. Being an unfeeling cyborg I don't "date" like you humans do. But hyptothetically if i WAS seeing someone, that someone would be from Buckhead. But thank you ever so much for comparing me to ryan.

Courtney said...

Perhaps your awesome underpants will lead to some sort of relationship rather than a booty call, which I'm assuming is what this is.

Severo said...

if only it WAS a booty call, Courtney. Unfortunado i don't give it up that easily, as Meaghan, Chris, Ryan and pretty much anyone else who's ever met me will attest to. Up until a month ago i thought sex was gross and disgusting.

It's more than a booty call and not fully a relationship yet. but i don't know if there's a term for that.

gross. i'm getting all feeligs-y. let's change the subject.

Anonymous said...

Feelings! Underwear shopping to impress...

Clearly there's something special going on here...

And FWIW, boxer briefs are always a good choice...