Victims: Mickey and Courtney
Blog Title: Bonjour de La Plus Jolie Serveuse Denny's
Mickey says: The weekend went by Wii-free, once again. I'll get punched in the arm or worse later on for saying it, but Courtney's Great Wii Hunt of 2008 has become a source of amusement for me.
Bacon Soup says: Just when i thought these two losers couldn't get any more pathetic, they manage to reach a whole new low. Apparently Courtney is desparately seeking a Wii so she can become like all the other video game geeks and start flialing about her living room in front of the television screen while the corresponding digi-character mimics her movements in such thrilling escapades as bowling and golf.
But don't be too quick to judge her, Mickey. I'm sure if my significant other was hopelessly addicted to blogs and living vicariously through other people's experiences, I'd seek some sort of escape too. I mean, at this point i think it would just be easier for you two to make a pact and drink some bleach together but i guess getting sucked into the inescapable vortices of Wii and the internet is pretty much the same thing.
fuckin' losers.
Blog Title: Bonjour de La Plus Jolie Serveuse Denny's
Mickey says: The weekend went by Wii-free, once again. I'll get punched in the arm or worse later on for saying it, but Courtney's Great Wii Hunt of 2008 has become a source of amusement for me.
Bacon Soup says: Just when i thought these two losers couldn't get any more pathetic, they manage to reach a whole new low. Apparently Courtney is desparately seeking a Wii so she can become like all the other video game geeks and start flialing about her living room in front of the television screen while the corresponding digi-character mimics her movements in such thrilling escapades as bowling and golf.
But don't be too quick to judge her, Mickey. I'm sure if my significant other was hopelessly addicted to blogs and living vicariously through other people's experiences, I'd seek some sort of escape too. I mean, at this point i think it would just be easier for you two to make a pact and drink some bleach together but i guess getting sucked into the inescapable vortices of Wii and the internet is pretty much the same thing.
fuckin' losers.
15 comments:
Vortices? That's a big word for you, Severo. Who's a big boy?
ha ha. you're funny :)
Huh? I don't follow. But before you ask, Courtney and I would totally NOT be interested in a 3-way. Sorry.
oh no.
*rolls eyes condescendingl and says in a sarcastically desperate voice:*
please don't crush my dream of a passionate three-way with you and courtney, mickey? what else do i have to live for?
Top-notch character bashing there, Severo. Mickey scolded you for not insulting him personally in your last post, and so here it is --- and his little girlfriend too.
I must point out something, however, in the spirit of full disclosure. While Severo ridicules Courtney's desire for "flialing" about in front of the TV with her Wii, Severo has been repeatedly inviting Meaghan and I to come share in his latest addiction: "Rock Band" on the Playstation.
I forget, Severo: Did you say you prefer playing the little plastic guitar or the little plastic drum kit?
I'm still trying to figure out how a menage a trois with Courtney, Mickey and Severo would work. There are some tricky logistics involved.
The Wii is awesome, and saying otherwise is akin to blasphemy.
We were sadly Wii-free for awhile, but Rob found a website that tracks when Best Buys and other retailers are getting shipments and then followed a tip on there. Now, our lives are more or less complete.
Also, Severo, didn't you say that one of the reasons you never come up this way is because you can't afford the gas? And you own Rock Band? For your PlayStation? Just wanted to make sure I have my facts straight.
Severo: You know you have nothing else to live for other than imaginary 3-ways with people you hardly know. Admit it.
Jacob: I think Mickey would end up getting most of the attention in that particular situation, if you know what I mean.
Once again Courtney makes me laugh out loud. HARD!!!
Since Jacob was too busy fantasizing about Courtney in a three way, I'll take this opportunity to share a Jacob-like nugget of wisdom.
Originally, a menage-a-trios was not actually three people in one bed but referred to infidelity in a relationship. So Courtney wouldn't have to be there. A menage-a-trois could mean that Mickey is stepping out on his lady friend with Severo.
I knew I wouldn't regret this.
And Chris: Thank you for the disclosure. I had a feeling Severo was a closet...gamer.
Courtney: Gross. No one's gonna get ANY attention from me. I'm as pure as the driven snow and that's the way it's gonna stay. Unless i'm paid in bacon in which case i'm double jointed and have no gag reflex.
Jacob: I know the thought of courtney, mickey and me in a menage makes your little pee-pee stand up and you don't know why. But think about Hank and it'll go away... oh wait, that might get you even more aroused. forget i suggested that.
Loree: Rock Band belongs to my roomate Steven. He has a PS3, a Wii, an X-box and probably a couple other consoles. I am VERY poor. He also has a television the size of Zimbabwe which makes playing rock band (with me on drums, of course) even more awsome.
Chris: See if i ever invite you to play Rock band again. traitor. Oh by the way, that reminds me. you wanna come play Rock band this weekend? Steven's out of town till Monday.
Julie: uuuuuum hey, how are you?
Am I too late to join in on this one? Well, whatever, a couple things . . .
1. Wii is definitely awesome
2. Severo is not just a closeted gamer at Rock Band, but I can also attest to him spending a good portion of our last year at Murray State getting his ass handed to him by my unstoppable Toadette/Red Koopa dream team (Mario Kart, obviously).
3. In fact, Sevie loved video games so much he wrote a whole commentary about Mario Kart in the Murray State News. You might be able to google it actually.
4. And finally, Sev, I am going to go ahead and make your character on my Wii because you'll be so cute and I'll make you even shorter than me!
Well, as long as it's not yours and you're still super-poor, I guess I won't throw a fit.
Sev, I wish you had been here to play the Wii at the reunion. My Wii is filled with little Newsie Miis and they are awesome.
http://media.www.thenews.org/media/storage/paper651/news/2004/02/27/Opinion/Champion.Falls.From.Glory-618886.shtml
That's the Severo writing about Mario Kart, by the way.
Julie, who said I was thinking about Courtney? Weren't you there when I announced publicly in the Carrier office that I could never find Courtney sexually attractive?
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