Snooze

Victim: Mickey
Blog Title: Support your local hipsters
Mickey says: (insert boring, pedantic drivel here)

Bacon Soup says: Mickey's latest post had me falling asleep in about 5 sentences. I think it was about him buying CDs at his local record store. It's a real winner. Apparently independent record stores are a dying breed and we should all support them.

Tell me something I don't know, Mickey, instead of taking up my valuable porn-downloading time with your ramblings. Apart from his use of three of my favorite words: implode, mainstream and khakis, the post is pretty much a bore. Don't bother reading it. And when you DO read it, post a really nasty comment.