Yo yo yo Bacon Soupers, what the hell is up?
I thought i'd take a break from bashing Mickey the homophobic bigot and propose a little adventure. I think we should meet up at some wilderness location and have a great old time hiking, exploring and camping. The fallback plan is that we just go camping at our usual location........ And by fallback i mean this is probably what will end up happening anyway.
I just thought it would be cool to go somewhere different and explore the woods and creeks and hills and dales of our beloved Georgia. Doesn't matter where, just so long as i can go wandering around the wild for a little bit and come back to a warm fire and good friends and eat some delicious grub.
So what do you guys say? The weather's warming up a bit and even though most of your are pussies who are gonna say "it's too cold" I think we should do it soon. It could be somewhere that we could get to early on Saturday, spend the day exploring or doing some activity (other than throw rocks at trees which seems to get our neanderthal boys in quite a frenzy). Then we hunker down for a wild night of plunging our hands (and other body parts) into ice water and telling lurid tales from the past.
Oh, and we get to eat as much as we can.
Who's in? I'm sure even Mickey the homophobic bigot would back me up on this one. Oh, but don't worry Mickey, even though i'm gay i promise not to try to insert my penis into your anus while you're sleeping. Don't you just hate it when all "the homos" try to do that to you? Fuckin' queers.
by the way, that picture is totally not of somewhere in Georgia. It's Alaska. but i thought the breathtaking vista would inspire you guys to wanna get out and come adventuring with me.
17 comments:
It's too cold! Let's wait until spring. (You can't be mad about that. You saw it coming.)
i DID see it coming but i had hoped to pre-emptively embarass anywone who wanted to say it was too cold. damn you for having no shame courtney.
Yeah, homos are always trying to ass-rape me. It really gets annoying.
And there's no hope for Courtney and the cold. It ain't happening.
You know me, though. Putting aside my hateful intolerance, I'm always up for some out-of-doors fun.
You do make it sound so enticing, Severo, what with you "not" raping Mickey and all.
I'd be game in a few weeks, if we found a weekend with unseasonably good weather in the forecast.
Barring that, we could always plan an outdoor adventure that conveniently ended at someone's warm house.
Actually I kinda enjoy the Mickey bashing ...
Who is Omar Cruz?
Anyway, yeah, let's do some hiking and then all crash at our house or Sevie's. That way we still get our wilderness on but stay warm when the moving stops. (And all the ass-raping doesn't count as moving)
There's always Courtney's idea of renting a cabin with a hot tub at off-season rates and having a Smoky Mountain adventure. Or Georgia could work, too.
Yeah! You can rent cabins for really cheap during the winter. The last time my parents came up to visit, they rented a nice place and it was much cheaper than a hotel. Plus, hot tub!
So we got the two option:
1. We could do something within a short driving distance of Rome, then come back to my house and play Rock Band, Wii, Singing Bee, Catchphrase the musical edition and a whole bunch of other games. Or just drink hot chocolate and cuddle... i got dibs on Mickey. Oh damn, i shouldn't have said that. Damn you homosexual thoughts.
2. We could all pitch in and rent a little cabin in the smokies where we would get out of town, I'd still be able to get my wilderness fix and in the evening we could come in from the cold and either play games or hot tub. Again I got dibs on Mickey....God damn it.
The cabin sounds like a really good idea to me. We should start discussing a possible weekend for it. Of course we want the regular group to show up. Hopefully it'll be the Marrs, Mickey and Courtney, Jacob, Kim and their kids, Julie and her guy, oh and that girl that i like, what's her name? the one who's with that Brandon guy. Ryan (sans guest) and Me (hopefully with guest). Anyone else? that's a lot of people for one little cabin but if it helps save money i don't mind crashin' on the floor somewhere.
Has anyone had experience with getting a cabin up there? could we get some price quotes?
I'm on it! Expect an e-mail shortly.
Lets get a place with a nice, sturdy table and no deposit.
Throw an apostrophe in that last comment.
a sturdy table, you say. whatever for?
What about Cumberland Island or one of the other barrier islands that are undeveloped? This far south it's really not that cold. It's been T-shirt weather at practice the past couple of days.
Here's the benefits: The bugs won't be there. The tourists won't be there. And while it's not mountainous, there is a lot of hiking and interesting beach stuff possible in this scenario. The drawback is that the only option for Cumberland Island is what you can carry in. There's no bridge and only a ferry over. It'd be miserable too far into the spring though.
That's a good idea too.
I've never been to the Georgia islands but i hear they're beautiful. If everyone's good with this idea, i'm up for it. I was born on an island so every chance to get back to the beach is welcome.... except if the sun's gonna be there cause then no cause i don't do the sun.
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